People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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