My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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