So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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