11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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