i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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