Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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