i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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