The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Randomize