I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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