In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
