She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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