no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drake has all the answers
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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