your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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