I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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