Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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