we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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its like you know when i get waxed
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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