The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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