We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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