Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
