physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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