your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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