He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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