every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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