you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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