Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
