he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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