I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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