fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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