I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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