I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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