I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
