okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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