Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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