thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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