i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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