apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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