i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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