Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
