Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
