ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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