It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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