I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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