I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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