is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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