there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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