well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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