Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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