If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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