Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
