If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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