I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
