Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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