So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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