i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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