I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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