Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i permit you to call me
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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